Tony Martin (comedian) Quotes

“Because I "needed" them for school I had previously extorted a chemistry set, a soldering iron a magnifining glass, a tape recorder, a fountain pen, a Stanley knife, a compass, a torch, a set of oil paints, a speedometer for my bike, some sea monkeys, an Electra set, a halliwell's, a subscription to weapons and warfare and a ticket to the opening night of the Hamilton film festival. I'm sure if I'd claimed I needed one for biology she'd have hooked me up with a prostitute.”

Tony Martin (comedian)

a nest of occasionals (book).

“I blame that cow Mother Teresa”

Tony Martin (comedian)

Hamish and Andy (Radio Show).

“Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!”

Tony Martin (comedian)

Get This - Radio Show 2006 Triple M Australia. (show discontinued).

“And here endeth the sizzle”

Tony Martin (comedian)

Get This - Radio Show 2007 Triple M Australia (show discontinued)