Terry Pratchett: Trending quotes (page 32)

“Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.”

“My name is immaterial,' she said.
That's a pretty name,' said Rincewind.”

“No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.”

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”

“Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.”

“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”

“… and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.”

“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”

“It was sad, like those businessmen who came to work in serious clothes but wore colorful ties in a mad, desperate attempt to show there was a free spirit in there somewhere.”

“I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.”

“You're not allowed to call them dinosaurs any more," said Yo-less. "It's speciesist. You have to call them pre-petroleum persons.”

“Lots of people would be as cowardly as me if they were brave enough.”

“I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people”

“Yes! I'm! I am careful and logical and I look up things I don't understand! When I hear people use the wrong words, I get edgy! I am good with cheese. I read books fast! I! And I always have a piece of string! That's the kind of person I am!”

“Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.”

“Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them.”

“Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”