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“It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.”

Terry Pratchett book Soul Music

Source: Soul Music

“Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them.
"Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"
This caused a cheer.
"Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.”

Terry Pratchett book The Wee Free Men

Source: The Wee Free Men

“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.”

Terry Pratchett book A Hat Full of Sky

Source: A Hat Full of Sky

“Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?”

Terry Pratchett Thud!

Source: Thud!

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”

Terry Pratchett book Monstrous Regiment

Source: Monstrous Regiment

“But we're a university! Weto have a library!" said Ridcully. "It adds. What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?"

"Students," said Senior Wrangler morosely.”

Terry Pratchett book The Last Continent

Source: The Last Continent

“It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.”

Terry Pratchett

Source: The Color of Magic

“It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocalypse.”

Terry Pratchett book Sourcery

Source: Sourcery

“Don't look back!"
"Why not?"
"Because I just did! Run faster!”

Terry Pratchett book Nation

Source: Nation

Terry Pratchett quote: “There is always time for another last minute”

“There is always time for another last minute”

Terry Pratchett book Hogfather

Source: Hogfather

“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”

Terry Pratchett book Small Gods

Small Gods
Variant: Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”

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“So much universe, and so little time.”

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“The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.”

Terry Pratchett book Sourcery

Source: Sourcery

“On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.”

Terry Pratchett

Source: The Color of Magic

“What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly.
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.”

Terry Pratchett book Night Watch

Source: Night Watch

“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”

Terry Pratchett book Witches Abroad

Source: Witches Abroad