Terry Pratchett: Trending quotes (page 31)

“Whut's the plan, Rob?" said one of them.
"Okay, lads, this is what we'll do. As soon as we see somethin', we'll attack it. Right?"
This caused a cheer.
"Ach, 'tis a good plan," said Daft Wullie.”

“There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.”

“Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?”

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”

“But we're a university! Weto have a library!" said Ridcully. "It adds. What sort of people would we be if we didn't go into the library?"

"Students," said Senior Wrangler morosely.”

“It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink.”

“What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?”

“Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.”

“It's going to look pretty good, then, isn't it," said War testily, "the One Horseman and Three Pedestrians of the Apocalypse.”

“Don't look back!"
"Why not?"
"Because I just did! Run faster!”

“There is always time for another last minute”

“Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.”

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”

“So much universe, and so little time.”

“I have no use for people who have learned the limits of the possible.”

“The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.”

“On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.”

“What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly.
When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.”

“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”