“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.”Steven Wright
“A lot of people are afraid of heights; not me, I'm afraid of widths.”Steven Wright Steven Wright Special (1985)
“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”Steven Wright
“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”Steven Wright