Scott Adams: Quotes about people

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“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“You can change only what people know, not what they do.”

Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

“If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”

Source: Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to
think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.
- Wally's Keynote Speech”

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.”

Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”

Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”

“As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.”

DNRC Newsletter #58, 2004-11-11 http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter58.html,

“People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.”

Scott Adams Dilbert

Dilbert, in Daily Dilbert (26 March 2005)

“Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.”

[Twitter, 8 August 2021, https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1424352326177853442]
Miscellaneous

“People think they follow advice but they don't. Humans are only capable of receiving information. They create their own advice. If you seek to influence someone, don't waste time giving advice. You can change only what people know, not what they do.”

Scott Adams book God's Debris

Source: Books, God's Debris (2001)

“People who have children have the best work-avoidance excuses in the world. If you don't have kids, get some immediately. The playgrounds are full of them.”

Source: Books, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002)

“Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on other people. If that doesn't scare you, then the next time you see professional wrestling on television, look at the crowd shots and ask yourself if you'd like those people to have a bigger impact on your life.”

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

“People don't change their basic nature, they just accumulate more stuff upon which they can apply their stupidity, selfishness, and horniness. From this perspective, the future isn't hard to predict.”

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)