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“People who have children have the best work-avoidance excuses in the world. If you don't have kids, get some immediately. The playgrounds are full of them.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (2002)

Children , People , World

“I predict that news outlets will try to compensate for the loss of relevant news by focusing on stories that are more shocking and depressing than ever. At least that way they'll get your attention and sell advertising even if the stories aren't "news" in the traditional sense.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

Sense , Loss , Way

“Rich guys used to be able to manipulate the stock market and make huge profits at the expense of smaller investors. It was big news when the small investors discovered they'd been screwed. Now there are many safeguards against the small investor ever finding out how much he's getting screwed.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

Guy

“Technology magnifies the ability of one person to have a big impact on other people. If that doesn't scare you, then the next time you see professional wrestling on television, look at the crowd shots and ask yourself if you'd like those people to have a bigger impact on your life.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

Personality , People , Time , Life

“People don't change their basic nature, they just accumulate more stuff upon which they can apply their stupidity, selfishness, and horniness. From this perspective, the future isn't hard to predict.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, The Dilbert Future (1997)

Selfishness , Future , People , Nature

“When we are born, all humans are clueless, self-absorbed, and helpless. Most babies will grow out of it. Those who don't become managers.”

Scott Adams

Source: Books, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (1996)

Baby