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“Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo”

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“The best things in life are silly.”

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“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to
think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.
- Wally's Keynote Speech”

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“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”

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“Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”

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"A Kind Word", in DNRC Newsletter #9 (December 1995) http://web.archive.org/web/19970412134441/www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/newsletter/html/newsletter09.html

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.”

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Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

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The Dilbert Principle (1995)

“There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.”

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Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”

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“The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.”

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Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”

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Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”

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Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”

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“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that
helps him get through the day”

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Source: God's Debris: A Thought Experiment

“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”

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Source: Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland

“Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.”

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“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power.”

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Source: How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life