Scott Adams: Trending quotes (page 2)

“The best things in life are silly.”

“I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.”

“The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to
think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.
- Wally's Keynote Speech”

“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”

“Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”

“When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.”

“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.”

“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

“There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.”

“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”

“The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.”

“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”

“Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.”

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”

“The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that
helps him get through the day”

“Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.”

“Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.”

“If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it. It sounds trivial and obvious, but if you unpack the idea it has extraordinary power.”

“Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there”