Sam Kinison: Likeness

Sam Kinison was American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Sam Kinison: 18 quotes 1 like

“[On Iraq] These have got to be the most stupid people on the planet. "Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's have a war with the number one military power on the planet!" But we did have to face… their weapon of death. The Scud missile. If K-Mart were a weapon's dealer, they would make: the Scud missile. But it's kind of like a smart bomb. You just fire it out of the trunk of your car… and then turn on CNN to see where it landed! So it's kind of like a smart bomb!”

Sam Kinison

Live from Hell (1993)

Death , War , People , Stupidity

“Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa…. beeeee…. ceeee." She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or somethin: "OH GOD, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH," and you're going "A, B, C, D, E, F, G".”

Sam Kinison

HBO Special (1985)

God , Thinking , Learning , Appearance

“I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med!”

Sam Kinison

HBO Special (1985)

Hell