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Sam Kinison was American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on going.

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“[On the Gulf War] The ground war lasted 100 hours. A hundred fuckin' hours. I've had parties go on longer than that, folks!”

Sam Kinison

Live from Hell (1993)

War

“Jesus' Wife: "And where have YOU been for the past three days, Mr. Winemaker?"
Jesus Christ: "It's okay, I'll tell you… Not that's important or anything, but I was DEAD!!! I'M IN A FUCKIN' GRAVE OUTSIDE OF TOWN! I'M FIGHTIN' DEATH, HELL, DECOMPOSURE! I'M CHANGIN' SPIRITUAL FORM, ABOUT TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD, AND I GO "WAIT A SECOND! I GOTTA GO BACK BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!"”

Sam Kinison

the argument Jesus Christ has with his wife following his return home after the Resurrection, Louder than Hell.

Death , God , Hell , Waiting

“Today we're going to try and say his name…OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!”

Sam Kinison

Louder Than Hell (1986)

Parting

“Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like "aaaaa…. beeeee…. ceeee." She's thinking you're from fuckin' Europe or somethin: "OH GOD, WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT, OHHH," and you're going "A, B, C, D, E, F, G".”

Sam Kinison

HBO Special (1985)

God , Thinking , Learning , Appearance