Ron English Quotes

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.”

“Evolution is a two-way street.”

“Evolution’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

“The lesser of two evils is not the greater good.”

“The fastest way to the future is to bypass the past.”

“Absinthe makes the mind go wander.”

“Fall is the season the leaves do dread, because gravity loves the color red.”

“There is no outfit that can make me fit in.”

“I don’t love myself; I have other people do that for me.”

“Narcissism makes me feel better about myself.”

“The human heart beats itself to death.”

“I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years.”

“Sometimes you have to do something dangerous to get death's attention.”

“Death would be better if it weren’t forever.”

“Death is nature’s way of staying in charge.”

“You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath.”

“Last place is first place in the very next race.”

“No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven.”

“The womb is the first portal to the hereafter.”

“We are the offspring of extinct imagination.”

“What you believe is without a clue. What I believe is always true.”

“Every teardrop returns to a cloud.”

“Only the evaporated ascend.”

“The water I breathe would drown the more evolved.”

“Holding something sacred stunts its evolution.”

“I’m complicated, not confused.”

“Myths are the unbelievable truth.”

“Memories forever remake themselves.”

“Adversity is the mother of contention.”

“I believe my own imagination.”

“Nothing is true until someone believes.”

“Madness is the genius’ substitute for stupidity.”

“No brain, no pain.”

“When all else fails, start a band.”

“In heaven, no one can hear you dream.”

“Pacifists lose the war; aggressors lose the peace.”

“I’ll stay awake while reason sleeps.”

“The longest journey ends where apathy begins.”

“Talent is the enemy of taste. Taste is the enemy of talent.”

“Patience is wasted on the lazy.”

“A ripe apple never toppled the tree.”

“The best things in life have fleas.”

“Holding contradictory ideas balances the brain.”

“I’ve built my house with the stones you’ve thrown.”

“Criminals are the product of arrested development.”

“Art is the canary in the goldmine.”

“There’s nothing to dream about in heaven.”

“There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage.”

“The only good artist is a dead artist.”

“Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever.”

“Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday”

“Some people play hard to get; I play hard to want.”

“You can’t remember what you never forgot.”

“Dreaming is easy; I can do it in my sleep.”

“Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop.”

“The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else.”

“Jesus never walked on water, but he was always on thin ice.”

“You are the dreams of your ancestors.”

“It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him.”

“Evolution doesn’t work on creationists.”

“A stream of consciousness leads to an ocean of revelations.”

“It’s not the size of the brush; it’s the expanse of the imagination.”

“The rich don’t start revolutions.”

“You’re guaranteed a past, but not a future.”

“The trivial travels faster than the profound.”

“If questioning something endangers its existence, extinction is probably in its future.”