Ron English Quotes

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“I pray my obituary is a hoax.”

“Education prepares the next generation for life and debt.”

“It’s always tomorrow on the other side of the world.”

“Some days you can’t see the forest for the fire.”

“You can’t have your kitsch and your good taste, too.”

“Behind every great man is a pickpocket.”

“Last place gets to stay in the race longer.”

“I may be shallow, but my thoughts are deep.”

“We are the new they.”

“You are not a clone.”

“You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead.”

“He who laughs last may be the joke.”

“It’s not the journey that weighs you down; it’s the baggage.”

“Nothing is normal until you get used to it.”

“My thoughts hold my mind together.”

“Every river is looking for an ocean.”

“If I wanted your opinion, I wouldn’t bother having one of my own.”

“Every silver lining obscures a cloud.”

“Life is hardest on the headstrong.”

“The end of the world goes on forever.”

“Footprints go unnoticed on a well-worn path.”

“You’re only young forever.”

“You can’t part the waters without making some waves.”

“If you believe, it doesn’t have to be true.”

“The only ass I follow is my own.”

“Familiarity is the enemy of admiration.”

“Fame always finds the village idiot.”

“You can’t judge a book while it’s on fire.”

“Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job.”

“Live life like you're writing your own obituary.”

“I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth.”

“Everyone is dead in heaven.”

“The rumors of my death are only a pending reality.”

“Question, believe, or lose your mind.”

“Memories remake the past, dreams remake the future.”

“Mistakes clear the path for success.”

“If listening was as important as speaking, you would have twice as many ears as mouths.”

“My parents saved me from nonexistence.”

“No is a bigger word than I.”

“Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time.”

“Being misunderstood is the measure of an artist, being understood is the measure of a man.”

“Nobody understands a prostitute better than a politician.”

“I only appear selfish to a saint.”

“The revolution will go unnoticed.”

“Patience grows old.”

“My failure is a window for your success.”

“The opinions of others are articulated by my inner voice.”

“Out of the clear blue nowhere.”

“The road to hell is littered with ads.”