Robert Orben: Quotes about people

Robert Orben is American magician and writer. Explore interesting quotes on people.
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“The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world.”

Steven Keith (December 26, 2007) "The Food Guy Food, how do I love thee?", Charleston Daily Mail, p. P1D.
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“If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?”

Thomas J. Brazaitis (March 14, 1992) "Comics' Barbs Keep White House Hopefuls On The Run", The Plain Dealer, p. 4A.

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Henry J. Waters III (March 19, 2007) "The Tribune's View: Shield law - Stand up, Mr. Gibbons", Columbia Daily Tribune.
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Variant: Every morning I get up and look throught the Forbes list of the richest people of America. If I am not there, I go to work.

“Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.”

Claudia Buck (May 26, 1986) "Humorless Election Year Is Nothing To Laugh At", Sacramento Bee, p. A1.

“As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.”

Dave Hoekstra (September 28, 1986) "A former president's gag order - Ford's symposium examines humor in the Oval Office", Chicago Sun-Times, p. 22.