Rick Riordan Quotes page 15

“Most people call it The Book of the Dead,” he told me. “Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have directions through the Duat to the Land of the Dead. It’s like an Idiot’s Guide to the Afterlife.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister”

Source: The Red Pyramid

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Very good, Jason Grace," Notus said. "You are a son of Jupiter, yet you have chosen your own path- as all the greatest demigods have done before you. You cannot control your parentage, but youchoose your legacy.”

Rick Riordan book The House of Hades

Source: The House of Hades

“June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.”

“I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.”

Source: The Son of Neptune

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

“If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so…"
"Lame?" Sadie suggested.
"Shut up," I said.”

“Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples.”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“The guy had literally been through hell and back. Even when he wasn’t trying, he made the toilets explode. What would Percy be like if he wanted to act scary?”

Source: The Son of Neptune

“Check your spam folder
The prophecies might be there
No? Well, I'm stumped. Bye”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

Rick Riordan book The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn."
"Yeah, it's a gift.”

“You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Just because I’m Native American doesn’t mean I can track furniture through the wilderness.” She deepened her voice: “‘Yes, kemosabe. A three-legged table passed this way an hour ago.’ Heck, I don’t know.”

Source: The Son of Neptune

Rick Riordan book The Demigod Diaries

Source: The Demigod Diaries

“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.”

“Otis," I said.

"Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me… Otis."

"I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."

Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

Rick Riordan book The Hammer of Thor

Source: The Hammer of Thor

“Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.”

Rick Riordan book The Serpent's Shadow

Source: The Serpent's Shadow

“Charlie …" Silena’s eyes were a million miles away. "See Charlie.”

Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“People said the towers looked like giant salt and pepper shakers, but I’d always thought they looked like Daleks from Doctor Who.”

Rick Riordan book The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“Then something occurred to me.
"Get closer," I told Blackjack.
He whinnied in protest.
"Just within shouting distance," I said. "I need to talk to the statue."
Now I'm sure you've lost it, boss, Blackjack said”

Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“Will Solace sighed. He was, of course, tied to Nico. He propped his elbow on Nico’s shoulder as if the son of Hades were a convenient shelf.”

Rick Riordan book The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“The rivalry ends here," [Percy] said. "I love you, Wise Girl.”

“Poseidon held out his arms and gave me a hug. I realized, a little embarrassed, that I'd never actually hugged my dad before. He was warm—like a regular human—and he smelled of a salty beach and fresh sea air.”

Variant: The rivalry ends here," Percy said. "I love you, Wise Girl.
Source: The Blood of Olympus

Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“He warned me the greediest wishes cause the greatest sorrows.”

“Would Grandmother scold him? Would she say, “Frank! Thank the gods, you've come. I'm surrounded by monsters.”
More likely she'd scold him, or mistake them for intruders and chase them off with a frying pan.”

Source: The Son of Neptune

“Calm down, Horus said.
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
Bast frowned. "I didn't."
"Talking to him!" I pointed at my forehead.”

Source: The Son of Neptune

“How do I defeat Apophis?”
“I’m so glad you asked!” Thoth beamed at me with his multicolored eyes. “Unfortunately, I can’t tell you.”
I glanced at Walt. “Do you want to kill him, or should I?”

Source: The Red Pyramid

Rick Riordan book The Serpent's Shadow

Source: The Serpent's Shadow

“I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.”

“Also … the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“So," I (Percy) said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?"
Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with
an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Your former friend Luke " Poseidon corrected. "He once promised things like that. He was Hermes's pride and joy. Just bear that in mind Percy. Even the bravest can fall.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Please!’
That word didn’t make sense to Nico. The Underworld had no mercy. It only had justice.
‘You’re already dead,’ Nico said. ‘You’re a ghost with no tongue, no memory. You won’t be sharing any secrets.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“All aboard for one last trip.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“What did he say?" Hazel asked.
"With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top," Percy replied.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“For a moment, Nico felt like a little kid again. He was tempted to blurt out, That’s so cool! Even before he got into Mythomagic, he’d been obsessed with pirates. Probably that was one reason he’d been so smitten with Percy, a son of the sea god.”

Source: The Son of Neptune

“Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“People of Earth, I come in peace!”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys."
"Just most waking hours?”

Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire

Source: The Throne of Fire

“Which reminded me… I still owed the gods a debt.
"You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“Um," Grover said. "Percy?"
"Yeah?"
"I thought you'd want to know."
"Yeah?"
"Cerberus? He's saying we've got ten seconds to pray to the god of our choice. After that… well… he's hungry.”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

“Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?”

“Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.”

Source: The Red Pyramid

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“the answer to every problem involved penguins”

Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire

Source: The Throne of Fire

“Oh, god,” I said. “Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?”
--Sadie to Zia”