“Check your spam folder
The prophecies might be there
No? Well, I'm stumped. Bye”

“Hi, I'm Patrick Stump. And I'm wearing Pete's pants.”

Patrick Stump (1984) American musician

“I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!”

P. C. Cast book Burned

“I thought, "Well if I'm gonna react might as well overreact!”

Alan Moore (1953) English writer primarily known for his work in comic books

“If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright.”

Rick Riordan (1964) American writer

“Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens.”

George Noory (1950) Talk Radio Host

“Check your assumptions. In fact, check your assumptions at the door.”

Lois McMaster Bujold Vorkosigan Saga

“No one likes to see a government folder with his name on it.”

Stephen King book Firestarter

“When your rainy day fund is so big you've got to check it for swimming cartoon ducks, you might not be a non-profit anymore.”

John Oliver (1977) English comedian

“Is it fair your life burns so short and bright? Death had asked.

"No such thing as fair," Frank told himself. "If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright.”

Rick Riordan (1964) American writer