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Rachel Caine is a pen name of Roxanne Longstreet Conrad, an American writer of science fiction, fantasy, mystery, suspense, and horror novels. She also publishes media tie-in novels as Julie Fortune. Wikipedia  

✵ 27. April 1962  •  Other names Роксан Конрад
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Rachel Caine Quotes

“Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Always remember the words of Descartes: The reading of all good books is like conversion with the finest men of the past centuries.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ink and Bone

“I think we can all agree. SHINEY.”

Rachel Caine

“why don't you just get the bunny slippers with fangs Myrin?”

Rachel Caine

Source: Kiss of Death

“This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Feast of Fools

“There is no such thing as unlimited trust. At some point, all beings with free will can, and will, betray you when you're no longer pursuing the same goals.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Unknown

“Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“Hey, Mikey? You get her hurt and I'll end you."
"You let anything happen to Eve and I'll do the same," Michael said. He'd just finished kissing Eve, too. "While you're at it, don't get yourself killed, either, bro."
"Ditto. And don't kiss me.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at the Waterhouse last year and you were all, like, wow, amazing. It was like a menage a trois, only you weren't there, thank God.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“I’m not leaving,” Sam said, his eyes fixed on the boy he was holding. “Not until Disney Princess here apologizes, or his head comes off, one of the two.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Carpe Corpus

“Because you know, I’m your best friend, but you’re just not that badass, man.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Black Dawn

“Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“Mom and Dad had a lot to answer for, she decided. She couldn’t even be rude to evil
vampires who’d caged her boyfriend and were preparing to roast him alive.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“I'm learning all the time."
"Well, you're a scholar.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“You’re not going to suck.’’
‘‘Not at the guitar, anyway,’’ Shane said, deadpan. Claire punched him in the arm. ‘‘Ow.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Feast of Fools

“In an insane world, sanity made very little sense.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bitter Blood

“Did you bring me a hamburger?
Did I-No, Myrnin, I didn't bring you a hamburger. Bizarre. He'd never asked for that before.
Coffee?
It's late.
Doughnuts?
No.
What good are you then?”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bitter Blood

“That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Black Dawn

“I never forget,” Myrnin said in a choked whisper. “Certainly not with your nails in my throat. They’re quite an excellent mnemonic device.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“She was poison in a pretty bottle.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Lord of Misrule

“But – Michael, you said you didn’t know Oliver, and–”
“I didn’t, until he killed me. We were never formally introduced.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the consequences are also mine.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?"
"I sweat perfume. Like all girls.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Kiss of Death

“The vamp in McMann’s stared at me. I guess he didn’t like the Goth look. Most of them don’t; somehow they think I’m making fun of them.
Which I totally am.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“THTL— too hot to live”

Rachel Caine

Source: Fade Out

“Her eyes burned, her muscles ached, but in some strange and secret place, she was happy to finally be doing something that wasn't just protecting herself, but protecting other people, too.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“I have no idea what that is, but yawn, anyway, just on principle. Eat up. Pancakes is brain food.
Apparently not grammar food.
Wow. You college girls are mean.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Define better with that guy. Not all fangs and raaaaar.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“I have the feeling I’ve been—
unpleasant.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Feast of Fools

“You sound disappointed.” Shane’s voice came out faint and thready, and he put his head back against the cushions as he squeezed his eyes shut. “Damn, I hate this. I really do.”


I know,” Oliver said. “Your blood reeks of it.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“Of course, I thought I was badass at sixteen, too. Wait, I was badass at sixteen. Oh, yeah.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Carpe Corpus

“Damn, girl. You space so hard, you ought to look into a career at NASA.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Carpe Corpus

“And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“What’s burning?”
“Your brain.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“Shane: "Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it."
Michael: "Pics or it didn't happen."
Shane: "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame."
- Black Dawn”

Rachel Caine

Source: Black Dawn

“Trav, if you cross us -- "
"I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself
shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here”

Rachel Caine

Source: Feast of Fools

“They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Carpe Corpus

“Hannah: What's your plan?
Claire: Go get him
Hannah: Honey, that is not a plan. That's what we in the military call an objective.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Black Dawn