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Rachel Caine is a pen name of Roxanne Longstreet Conrad, an American writer of science fiction, fantasy, mystery, suspense, and horror novels. She also publishes media tie-in novels as Julie Fortune. Wikipedia  

✵ 27. April 1962  •  Other names Роксан Конрад
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Rachel Caine Quotes

“He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. "Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“All right," he said. "Since you ask so nicely."
"I wasn't asking."
"I'm aware of that. The sharp point in my back did make it clear.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?"
"In the subcategory of Completely Awesome.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ill Wind

“Excuse me? You're a lady?"
"I bought a title on the Internet. I own one square inch of Scotland. And you're changing the subject.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said,
"Let me take a look at him. Shane?"
"I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“Yeah, I know. Terror Aerobics. Just wait until they get it at the gym. It'll be bigge than pilates. --Eve”

Rachel Caine

Source: Lord of Misrule

“See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Shane held the jewelry at arm's length, dangling it like a dead rat. "No way in hell am I caught dead or alive wearing that.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“No,” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.”
“I’m still not kissing you,” Michael said.
“Tease.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“Survival," I said softly. "It's selfish, and it's dark, and we've always been a species willing to do anything to satisfy our needs. Individuals have morals. Mobs have appetites.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Total Eclipse

“Talk. I'll just wait' shall I? Because my mission to save this town is of no importance whatsoever next to your girl talk."- Myrnin
"Oh, shut up, you medieval drama queen" - Claire”

Rachel Caine

“Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!”
“Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him!”

Rachel Caine

Source: Kiss of Death

“Eve was still frowning at the pasta like she suspected it was going to do something
clever, like try to escape from the pot.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“You are the weirdest girl ever.”
“Please. You live with Eve.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“Myrnin, drive carefully. Understand?"
"Of course."
He didn't.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Don't play his game. Play yours.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Fall of Night

“Now," said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“And how are we supposed to do that, exactly? Shane's allnow.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.”

Rachel Caine

Kiss of Death

“Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?"

"That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“Take her home. And-"
"Say nothing- yes, yes, I heard you the first seven hundred times," Myrnin said, much too sharply. "I'm ancient. I'm not deaf.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Go to hell and take that with you!” She shouted it right in Amelie’s face. Eve
was an exotic blaze of color against Amelie’s white fury.
And then she slapped the Founder in the face.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“Ummm…” She licked her lips. “Define fun.”
“Quit doing that, jailbait. It’s distracting.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“You can't go around… licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just… unsanitary.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Black Dawn

“Says the girl dressed up in formal Goth mourning," Shane said. "Seriously, who buys a black lace veil? You keep that on hand for special occasions, like prom and kid's birthdays?”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“Not everything is about beating your head against the wall until it breaks.”
“Just most things.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“I'm worried he's going to… do something crazy."
"He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“Just who are you planning to call? Ghostbusters?”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“Shane - "Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and
heavily armed.”

Rachel Caine

Variant: Tell you what: you can be Glammera the vampire hunter. I'll stick with being manly and heavily armed.
Source: Ghost Town

“Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave:
(1.) I thought it wasn't loaded.
(2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank.
(3.) Killed over Ice Cream”

Rachel Caine

Source: Kiss of Death

“You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoon
at him.
He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they’re not dirty. I licked them first.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Feast of Fools

“I think I just became psychic," he said. "Holy crap.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“… will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?"
"The mirror's a great place to start”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club

“And about Shane, I swear, if he doesn't snap out of it, I'm going to punch him in the face. Well, punch him in the face and then run like hell."
- Eve Rosser”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“Did that remind anybody else of something?"
"Yes," Eve said, tapping her lower lip with a bloodred fingernail. "How much I need to shave her head while she's sleeping.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“Mind the dead man, my dear.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Carpe Corpus

“Besides," Shane said "I want to see Monica's face
when she catches sight of the two of you. Kodak moment.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Midnight Alley

“Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon,” Claire said.
“Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brandon.”
“You’re lying.”
“Yeah. He’s talking to Brandon. Look, let Shane do his thing, okay? He’s not as stupid as he looks, mostly.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Hey,” he said softly. He moved closer to the bars, pressing his face between them. “I always said you were jailbait, but this is ridiculous.”

Rachel Caine

Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

“What did I do?" he said. "Cake! It's cake! Delicious cake!”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“I'm insane, not forgetful.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Last Breath

“You have ink in your blood, boy, and no help for it. Books will never be just a business to you.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ink and Bone

“Michael held me when I got inside, because I was shaking all over. That felt so good. Warm all the way down. Did I mention Michael’s feet? They’re all the way sexy, and he’s always barefoot – he hates shoes. I wish he hated pants and shirts, too.”

Rachel Caine book Glass Houses

Source: Glass Houses

“Claire - "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?"
Eve - "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Ghost Town

“He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.”

Rachel Caine

Source: Bite Club