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Nicholas Peter John Hornby is an English writer and lyricist. He is best known for his memoir Fever Pitch and novels High Fidelity and About a Boy, all of which were adapted into feature films. Hornby's work frequently touches upon music, sport, and the aimless and obsessive natures of his protagonists. His books have sold more than 5 million copies worldwide as of 2018. In a 2004 poll for the BBC, Hornby was named the 29th most influential person in British culture. Wikipedia  

✵ 17. April 1957  •  Other names نیک هورن‌بای
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Nick Hornby Quotes

“Books are, let's face it, better than everything else.”

Nick Hornby book The Polysyllabic Spree

Source: The Polysyllabic Spree

“Books are, let's face it, better than everything else. If we played Cultural Fantasy Boxing League, and made books go fifteen rounds in the ring against the best that any other art form had to offer, then books would win pretty much every time.”

Nick Hornby book The Polysyllabic Spree

Source: The Polysyllabic Spree

“Do you ever do that thing where you lie in bed and you can't sleep so you end up writing out recent conversation you've had? So they look like a play?'

Well you should. It's fun. I keep them. Look through them, sometimes.”

Nick Hornby book How to Be Good

Source: How to Be Good

“What went wrong? Nothing and everything.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

&quot;The Relation of Dress to Art,&quot; The Pall Mall Gazette http://www.gutenberg.org/files/14062/14062-h/14062-h.htm (February 28, 1885) <br class="br">reprinted in Aristotle at Afternoon Tea:The Rare Oscar Wilde (1991) <br class="br">Source: A Long Way Down

“What really matters is what you like, not what you are like”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Variant: It's not what you like but what you are like that's important.
Source: High Fidelity

“No man is an island…”

Nick Hornby About a Boy

Source: About a Boy

“It's just that romance, with its dips and turns and glooms and highs, its swoops and swoons and blues, is a natural metaphor for music itself”

Nick Hornby book Songbook

Source: Songbook

“To me, making a tape is like writing a letter – there's a lot of erasing and rethinking and starting again, and I wanted it to be a good one.”

Nick Hornby

“It's music rage, which is like road rage, only more righteous. When you get road rage, a tiny part of you knows you're being a jerk, but when you get music rage, you're carrying out the will of God, and God wants these people dead”

Nick Hornby

“I guess I should have forgotten about it ages ago, but forgetting isn't something I'm very good at.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“Phone calls like ours only happen when you've spent several years hurting and being hurt, until every work you utter or hear becomes coded and loaded, as complicated and full of subtext as a bleak and brilliant play.”

Nick Hornby book How to Be Good

Source: How to Be Good

“But then, that was the trouble with relationships generally. They had their own temperature and there was no thermostat.”

Nick Hornby book Juliet, Naked

Source: Juliet, Naked

“It takes a child to say the unsayable.”

Nick Hornby book How to Be Good

Source: How to Be Good

“You have to work at relationships. You can’t just walk out on them every time something goes wrong.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“One thing about great art: it made you love people more, forgive them their petty transgressions. It worked in the way that religion was supposed to, if you thought about it.”

Nick Hornby book Juliet, Naked

Source: Juliet, Naked

“Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“I'm not telling you that suicidal people aren't so far away from people who can get by; I'm telling you that people who can get by aren't so far away from being suicidal.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

Source: A Long Way Down

“When you get older, it feels like happy memories and sad memories are pretty much the same thing. It is all just emotion in the end. And any of it can make you weep.”

Nick Hornby

Source: Not A Star

“I had to nurture those doubts as if they were tiny, sickly kittens, until eventually they became sturdy, healthy grievances, with their own cat doors, which allowed them to wander in and out of our conversation at will.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“Asking the head I have now to explain its own thinking is as pointless as dialing your own telephone number on your own telephone: Either way, you get an engaged signal. Or your own answer message, if you have that kind of phone system.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

Source: A Long Way Down

“Definitely avoid going out with ugly girls who say they want to be models. Not because they're ugly, but because they're mad".”

Nick Hornby book Slam

Source: Slam

“I'm simply pointing out that what happens to us isn't the whole story. That I continue to exist even when we're not together.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“Women who disapprove of men - and there's plenty to disapprove of - should remember how we started out, and how far we had to travel.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

Source: High Fidelity

“Each day was a bad day, but he survived by kidding himself that each day was somehow unconnected to the day before.”

Nick Hornby About a Boy

Source: About a Boy (1998), Ch. 17

“I couldn't get the mood back; it was as if one of the kids had woken up just as Cindy and I were starting to make love. I hadn't changed my mind, and I still knew that I'd have to do it sometime. It's just that I knew I wasn't going to be able to do it in the next five minutes.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

A Long Way Down (2005)

“And after tea, we play Junior Scrabble. We are the ideal nuclear family. We eat together, we play improving board games instead of watching television, we smile alot. I fear that at any moment I may kill somebody.”

Nick Hornby book How to Be Good

How to Be Good (2001)

“Where's the superficial? I was, and therefore am, dim, gloomy, a drag, unfashionable, unfanciable, and awkward. This doesn't seem like superficial to me. These aren't flesh wounds. These are life-threatening thrusts into the internal organs.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

High Fidelity (1995)

“I wanted to make my life short, and I was at a party in Toppers' Hose, and the coincidence was too much. It was like a message from God. OK, it was disappointing that all God had to say to me was, like, Jump off a roof, but I didn't blame him. What else was he supposed to tell me?”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

A Long Way Down (2005)

“As I get older, the tyranny that football exerts over my life, and therefore over the lives of the people around me, is less reasonable and less attractive.”

Nick Hornby Fever Pitch

Fever Pitch (1992)

“Single mothers — bright, attractive, available women, thousands of them all over London — they were the best invention Will had ever heard of.”

Nick Hornby About a Boy

Source: About a Boy (1998), Ch. 4

“Indeed, there is a moment on the first CD — the electrifying opening to "I Got Loaded," which sounds like an R&B standard but isn’t — when you might find yourself asking whether anyone who has ever been smitten by pop music can fail to have his heart stopped by the chords, the swing, and, once again, Steve Berlin’s wonderfully greasy sax.”

Nick Hornby

On the Los Lobos boxed set El Cancionero, from Songbook, published in England as 31 Songs (2003)

“By the early seventies I had become an Englishman — that is to say, I hated England just as much as half my compatriots seemed to do.”

Nick Hornby Fever Pitch

Fever Pitch (1992)

“But I'd felt as if I'd pissed my life away in the same way that you can piss money away. I'd had a life, full of kids and wives and jobs and all the usual stuff, and I'd somehow managed to mislay it. No, you see, that's not right. I knew where my life was, just as you know where the money goes when you piss it away. I hadn't mislaid it at all. I'd spent it.”

Nick Hornby book A Long Way Down

A Long Way Down (2005)

“Self-pity is an ignoble emotion, but we all feel it, and the orthodox critical line that it represents some kind of artistic flaw is dubious, a form of emotional correctness.”

Nick Hornby book Songbook

Songbook (2003)

“What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?”

Nick Hornby book How to Be Good

How to Be Good (2001)

“These feelings were exactly what he had been so afraid of, and this was why he had been so sure that falling in love was rubbish, and, surprise surprise, it was rubbish, and … and it was too late.”

Nick Hornby About a Boy

About a Boy (1998)

“Then I lost it. Kinda lost it all, you know. Faith, dignity, about fifteen pounds.”

Nick Hornby book High Fidelity

High Fidelity (1995)