“Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Neurotics and neurosis
“Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Neurotics and neurosis
“There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“We'd all like a reputation for generosity, and we'd all like to buy it cheap.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“An attractive woman likes feminine company until she's twenty, and after she's twenty-five.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Neurotics and neurosis
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“Most women would like to dress imaginatively, but they glare at any woman who does.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Theater
“Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men