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“Thank you Joe Nobody for giving me your expert opinion on what missile sounds like, because gas station superintendents are usually the best people to ask about the sonic signature of ballistic missile thrust.”

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“I was going to write about how I was going to take away women's right to vote, but that one is pretty obvious since nobody wants women to vote, except for women, and they don't count.”

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Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=regressive The Best Page in the Universe

“The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.”

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Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion The Best Page in the Universe

“Look out pop-culture! Bono has had enough of 'romantic love'.”

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The eleven worst songs of 2004 http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst The Best Page in the Universe

“I've got pissing people off down to a science.”

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“It was like Rambo sent them all Christmas cards, but instead of cards it was murder.”

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Astrology is bullshit. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=astrology The Best Page in the Universe

“"This sounds like the soundtrack of a coma." (On U2's song One Step Closer)”

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“What the hell is "partly cloudy" supposed to mean? When is it not partly cloudy? … Just tune into a weather forecast. Chances are you'll hear the phrase at least 3 or more times.”

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Meteorologist my ass! http://maddox.xmission.com/weather.html The Best Page in the Universe

“There aren't many things I don't want to experience in life, but the sensual caress of a parent going through mid-life crisis is one of them.”

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“The earth's population is about 6 billion. At 15 minutes per person, that amounts to over 171,000 years we'd have to spend just sitting around watching people be "famous.”

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To hell with that." I wonder if Jenny Jones can come up with a topic that rhymes with "canceled." http://maddox.xmission.com/jenny_canceled.html The Best Page in the Universe

“i hope that earns me some eprops (proper recognition in an electronic form lol) LOL LOL LOL!!!”

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“What are the odds that a simple geometric folding of a $20 bill with elements of design that were conceived in 1928 by a committee of treasurers, a full 42 years before the World Trade Center even existed, could accidentally contain a representation of both terror attacks? Pretty good, apparently.”

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There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons The Best Page in the Universe

“Finally when the movie started, I thought the bullshit ads were over, but no. First thing they showed was a "coke break" sponsored and produced by coke. […] I paid $7 for a movie, NOT FOR BULLSHIT ADVERTISEMENTS.”

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I paid $7.00 for a movie... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=moviebs The Best Page in the Universe

“My Nuts are just under critical mass, a few inches away from collapsing into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron (a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).”

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My balls are huge. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge The Best Page in the Universe

“"my friend and i were watching mtv the other day when nelly came on and my friend was like "omg nelly rules". hes such an idiot, he only listens to trendy music. at least i like original stuff like beyonce.”

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lol @ fox for laugh out loud sundays! http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=af_fox The Best Page in the Universe, April Fools

“If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.”

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Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things The Best Page in the Universe

“There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living.”

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Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion The Best Page in the Universe

“I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.”

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Ikaruga kicks ass http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ikaruga The Best Page in the Universe

“There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.”

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We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stupid_bitch The Best Page in the Universe

“Kenley is alleged to have sexually assaulted her eleven-year-old stepson, then ditched out on bond. The FBI says Kenley has ties to Arkansas. Talk about trying to find a needle in a hay stack.”

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