Laurie Faria Stolarz Quotes

“Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says.
"No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house."
"You mean my dad?" he laughs.”

“Jack and Jill ran up the hill, both for a little fun. Jack's plan was deception while Jill sought affection. And Jack wouldn't quit till he won.”

“Sounds like you've got it all planned out."
"Honey, I've got more plans than Wes has ugly shoes."
"And that's a lot." I laugh.
"It sure is," she says with a sigh.”

“Who do I look like, Nancy freaking Drew?”

“People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.”

“Love isn't rational, it's instinctive”

“Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit.”

“My thoughts amuse me.”

“Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love”

“Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy?”