Larry the Cable Guy: Doing

Larry the Cable Guy is American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist. Explore interesting quotes on doing.

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“Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.”

Larry the Cable Guy

Tailgate Party (2009)

“Do you get so drunk you hump a cupholder?”

Larry the Cable Guy

Tailgate Party (2009)

“Then there's a feller who got hit by a train! How the - how the heck do y'get hit by a train! I mean it's not like it'll jump up and attack ya at the last minute or nothin'! There's, like, a railroad there to give ya, y'know, a heads up sign! I tell ya, if you ever gonna get hit by a train, do this: [steps to side] TA-DA! There ya go! Attaboy!”

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Git-R-Done (album)

“You ever go eat breakfast at Denny's, and then go to the toilet and sit in there so long you gotta order lunch from the stool? You ever do that? Now I know why they call it the Grand Slam?”

Larry the Cable Guy

Morning Constitutions (2007)

“You can always tell when gas is expensive. You always see street gangs doing walk-bys.”

Larry the Cable Guy

Morning Constitutions (2007)

“[about Fruit of the Loom] What does fruit got to do with underbritches? I guess it's to remind us when we take them down we go, "Oh, I should've eaten more fruit today. I guess."”

Larry the Cable Guy

Morning Constitutions (2007)