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“If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary.”

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=791482&sec=europe&cc=3436 <br class="br">2010

“If I wanted to have an easy job I would have stayed at Porto. Beautiful blue chair, the UEFA Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.”

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/news/newsid=1033132.html <br class="br">2004

“We won the tie in Barcelona but everyone talks about Barcelona winning and says we parked the bus in front of the goal. We didn't park the bus, we parked the plane and we did it for two reasons. One, because we only had 10 men and two, because we beat them 3-1 at San Siro, not by parking the bus, or the boat or the airplane but by smashing them.”

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/may/22/champions-league-final-jose-mourinho <br class="br">2010

“A brilliant reaction. I hate it when players just walk off. [Following Arjen Robben's sharp exit down the tunnel after being substituted against Aston Villa. ]”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC

“Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC

“It is clear that I will end my career without having coached Barça.”

http://www.insideworldsoccer.com/2010/04/jose-mourinho-i-could-never-coach-barca.html <br class="br">2010

“Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it's a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC

“My wife is in Portugal with the dog. The dog is with my wife so the city of London is safe, the big threat is away.”

After his Yorkshire Terrier had issues with customs. <br class="br"> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC

“A player from Man City showed half of his ass for two seconds and it was a big nightmare. But this is a real nightmare.”

Comparing Petr Cech's nasty injury with Joey Barton's bottom-baring antics. <br class="br"> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC

“Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk.”

After a Sheffield United fan threw a bottle at Frank Lampard <br class="br"> http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/7004282.stm <br class="br">Chelsea FC