“Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one?” Jordan Sonnenblick Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie Family , Time
“Who’s that?That’s the King.Who’s he?The Duke.Who’s she?The Princess.What do they call you?The Count.What does that make me?Umm…how about the Peasant?And the name stuck.” Jordan Sonnenblick Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie Princess
“Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls” Jordan Sonnenblick Source: Drums, Girls & Dangerous Pie Beauty , Girl , Sense