John Mulaney: Quotes about people

John Mulaney is American actor and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on people.
John Mulaney: 52   quotes 1   like

“Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency. [...] The things they say mean nothing to them, but they mean everything to me.”

John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

People

“Real estate agents have to deal with the dumbest people in the world making the biggest decisions of their lives.”

John Mulaney

The Comeback Kid (2015)

People , Decision , World

“I don't like confrontation, 'cause I've never been in a fight before. Though maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage. I don't give off that vibe. Some people give off a vibe of, like... Right away, they're like "Do not fuck with me."”

John Mulaney

My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
The Comeback Kid (2015)

People , Fight

“It's been proven that people will take information from a female voice, but they will only take a warning from a male voice. Now that's its own American gender nightmare that we don't have time to get into.”

John Mulaney

John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mSGwndFMp8, 03 March 2019

Time , People

“From an early age, I tried to be funny for the adults. [...] I think I thought and feel still that I have to provide that in order for people to like me.”

John Mulaney
People , Thinking , Age , Feeling