John Mulaney: Doing

John Mulaney is American actor and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on doing.
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“Building a gazebo in the middle of the civil war, that'd be like doing stand-up comedy now.”

John Mulaney

Kid Gorgeous (2018)

War

“I don't like confrontation, 'cause I've never been in a fight before. Though maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked out on stage. I don't give off that vibe. Some people give off a vibe of, like... Right away, they're like "Do not fuck with me."”

John Mulaney

My vibe is more like, "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
The Comeback Kid (2015)

People , Fight

“It is so much easier not to do things than to do them that you would do anything is totally remarkable.”

John Mulaney

New in Town (2012)

“I'm one of the worst drivers I have ever seen, and I just want you all to know that, if you're ever on the highway behind me, I hear you honking, and I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing.”

John Mulaney

New in Town (2012)