John Hennigan: Palace

“We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom.”

“We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it.”

“We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!”

“We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom… but we use them anyway.”

“We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom”

“If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes.”

“We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom”

“You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise.”

“We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom..”

“You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)”

“We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom.”

“At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)”

“Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom”

“We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom.”