Joan Rivers: Year

Joan Rivers was American comedian, actress, and television host. Explore interesting quotes on year.

Joan Rivers: 58 quotes 6 likes

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”

Joan Rivers

Life , Sex

“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”

Joan Rivers

As quoted in Funny Ladies (2001), by B. Adler, p. 213

Dogs , Birth

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.”

Joan Rivers

As quoted in On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes (2004), by P. Munier, p. 83

Birth , Sleep , Daughters