Joan Rivers: Quotes about birth

Joan Rivers was American comedian, actress, and television host. Explore interesting quotes on birth.

Joan Rivers: 58 quotes6 likes

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”

As quoted in On Being Blonde (2004), by P. Munier, p. 84

“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”

As quoted in Funny Ladies (2001), by B. Adler, p. 213

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.”

As quoted in On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes (2004), by P. Munier, p. 83