Joan Rivers: Making

Joan Rivers was American comedian, actress, and television host. Explore interesting quotes on making.

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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”

As quoted in Funny Ladies (2001), by B. Adler, p. 147

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”

“I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes—and six months later you have to start all over again.”

As quoted in Women Talk, edited by Michèle Brown & Ann OʼConnor (1984)

“Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.”

As quoted in R. Byrne, Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (1987)

“Why do wives have to spend so much time dusting, vacuuming, mopping, making beds, washing dishes, when you just have to do it all again six months later?”

As quoted in Enjoy Your Gifted Child (1986), by C. A. Takacs, p. 55