Joan Rivers: Quotes about birth

Joan Rivers was American comedian, actress, and television host. Explore interesting quotes on birth.
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“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.”

Joan Rivers

As quoted in On Being Blonde (2004), by P. Munier, p. 84

Funny , Birth , Light

“My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.”

Joan Rivers

As quoted in Funny Ladies (2001), by B. Adler, p. 213

Dogs , Birth

“Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa, you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.”

Joan Rivers

As quoted in On Being Blonde: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Most Infamous Blondes (2004), by P. Munier, p. 83

Birth , Sleep , Daughters