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“Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!”

James Patterson

Source: Fang

“Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants… Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things.”

James Patterson

Source: Maximum Ride The Angel Experiment

“Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!"
Max: (Raises her eyebrows)
Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)”

James Patterson book Maximum Ride

Source: Max

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

James Patterson

Source: Angel

“Nudge: You aren't.
Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?”

James Patterson

Source: Maximum Ride The Angel Experiment

“Gazzy: Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”

James Patterson

Source: School's Out—Forever

“There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.”

James Patterson

Source: The Angel Experiment

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no”

James Patterson book Maximum Ride

Source: Max

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

James Patterson

Source: Fang

“They call me, The Sharkalator”

James Patterson

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

James Patterson

Variant: Max:"So the first thing we're going to do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.
Source: Fang

“If you're in the room, I want to be next to you. If you're gone, I think about you. You're who I want to talk to. In a fight, I want you at my back. When we're together the sun is shining. When we're apart, everything is in shades of gray.”

James Patterson

Source: Fang

“I didn't think he was a robot… but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!”

James Patterson

Source: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?”

James Patterson

Source: The Final Warning

“Excellent. They were flammable.”

James Patterson

Source: The Angel Experiment

“Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!”

James Patterson