James Patterson: Trending quotes (page 4)

“Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it. Anything to do with fire, igniting things, exploding things, things with fuses, wicks, accelerants… Iggy's your man. It's one of those good/bad things.”

“Gazzy: (Hugging himself and jumping up and down) "I'm brilliant! I'm a genius! I can blow up the world!"
Max: (Raises her eyebrows)
Gazzy: "Not that I would want to, of course," (coughs)”

“Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.”

“Who ya gonna call?"
"Ghostbusters!"
"That phrase is ruined forever.”

“Nudge: You aren't.
Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?”

“Gazzy: Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”

“There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.”

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no”

“I'm a girl of extremes. When I love something, I'm like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I'm cranky, I'm a wasp (like a whole hive of 'em). And when I'm angry, I'm a Mother Bear with a predator after her cubs: Dangerous.”

“They call me, The Sharkalator”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“If you're in the room, I want to be next to you. If you're gone, I think about you. You're who I want to talk to. In a fight, I want you at my back. When we're together the sun is shining. When we're apart, everything is in shades of gray.”

“Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”

“I didn't think he was a robot… but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!”

“Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?”

“WARNING
If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment”

“Excellent. They were flammable.”

“Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!”

“You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”