Greg Behrendt: Quotes about guys

Greg Behrendt is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on guy.

Greg Behrendt: 118 quotes 3 likes

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything
related to his feelings for you”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Feeling , Time , Heart

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Business

“Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy

“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”

Greg Behrendt

Guy , Feeling

“If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing,
because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Guy , Personality

“He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Love , Family , Shoe , Guy

“Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?”

Greg Behrendt

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Life , Guy , Forgetting

“There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”

Greg Behrendt

Guy

“Hey, Hot Stuff, Can’t wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it’s soon. You’re way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I’m out here waiting. Your Future”

Greg Behrendt

Hope , Jerk , Way , Guy