George Burns: Quotes about age

George Burns was American comedian, actor, and writer. Explore interesting quotes on age.

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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

“At my age, all my friends, doctors, and attorneys are dead. The good thing about this is that there's no one left who can refute my stories.”

“I've had worried parents come up to me and ask me for advice. They'll say "I don't know what to do. My teenage son won't cut his hair, he drives too fast, and I don't know what that stuff is he listens to, but it sure isn't music." I'll just say to them "I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. By the time he's my age, I don't think you'll need to worry about him anymore."”

Living It Up: Or, They Still Love Me in Altoona! (1976)