George Burns: Funny quotes

George Burns was American comedian, actor, and writer. Explore interesting quotes on funny.
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“Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city.”

George Burns

As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 251

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“You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.”

George Burns
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