“Keep working. Keep trying. Keep believing. You still might not make it, but at least you gave it your best shot. If you don’t have calluses on your soul, this isn’t for you. Take up knitting instead.”David Eddings
“Any time there's something so ridiculously dangerous that no rational human being would try it, they send for me.' --Garion”David Eddings book King of the MurgosSource: King of the Murgos
“Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.”David Eddings book Castle of WizardrySource: Castle of Wizardry
“Don't wrench your shoulder out of its socket trying to pat yourself on the back," Beldin said sourly.”David Eddings Source: The Seeress of Kell