“I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying."- Prince Kheldar of Drasnia”David Eddings Source: Demon Lord of Karanda
“Is it my birthday again? Already? Wherethe time go?""Behind us --or in front. It depends on which way you are looking.”David Eddings book Belgarath the SorcererSource: Belgarath the Sorcerer
“Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.”David Eddings book Castle of WizardrySource: Castle of Wizardry
“Sparhawk grinned. "If Martel finds out that he's drinking again, he'll reach down his throat and pull his heart out." "Can you actually do that to a man?" "You can if your arm's long enough, and if you know what you're looking for. […]”David Eddings book The Diamond ThroneSource: The Diamond Throne