David Cross: Quotes about reading

David Cross is American comedian, writer and actor. Explore interesting quotes on reading.
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“High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know…”

David Cross

The Pride is Back

Children , Time , Reading

“[After reading an article on Miles for Kids in an inflight journal] What [President of the Airline] is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids… But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?”

David Cross

The Pride is Back

Reading

“The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!”

David Cross

Shut Up, You Fucking Baby

Books , Reading