David Cross: Quotes about guys

David Cross is American comedian, writer and actor. Explore interesting quotes on guy.
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“So I was watching this one show where - there's a guy on stage and he pretends he has contact with the dead and spirits talk to him…[Some people in the audience give suggestions, one of which is Crossing Over. ] Crossing–…no, no, no, no, no, it was, uh, church. It was church.”

David Cross

It's Not Funny

People , Guy , Dead

“In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes…you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"”

David Cross

Shut Up, You Fucking Baby

World , Beauty , Guy , Decision

“We should just make it a little bit more difficult for people with known violent tendencies to be able to get a gun. And I'm not talking about the cops. No. Not talking about the cops. I'm saying, let's make it a little bit more difficult for mentally unstable people with known violent tendencies to be able to get a gun. And again, I'm not talking about the cops. If you can go on their Facebook page and see that this guy is a virulent racist, right? Make it a little more difficult for virulent racists, who are mentally unstable with known violent tendencies to be able to get-- And again, I'm not talking about the cops.”

David Cross

Making America Great Again

People , Guy

“So at the CES, there was a guy selling off this porno called Fuck My Dirty Shithole: The Movie.”

David Cross

I bet you're thinking exactly what I was thinking … how did they make that book into a movie?
The Pride is Back

Guy