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Famous Darby Conley Quotes

“You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 97
Bucky Katt

“oh bucky, you're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob.”

Darby Conley

groovitude, page 196
Bucky Katt, Rob Wilco

“Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky: "Yes… Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky: "Wha… Hu… Fe… Shu…"
Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"”

Darby Conley

Strip October 13, 2004
Daily strip circa 2000
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

“Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."”

Darby Conley

Groovitude, page 218
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

“Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 125
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 130
Bucky Katt

Darby Conley Quotes about cats

“I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 115
Bucky Katt

“it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time… dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball.”

Darby Conley

famous cat quotes
Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 114
Bucky Katt

“I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot.”

Darby Conley

Daily strip for July 19, 2002
Joe Doman

Darby Conley Quotes about food

“You got anything to say to your filthy monkey gods before I food you?”

Darby Conley

LoserPalooza
Bucky Katt

“Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 129
Bucky Katt

“Is that food?.. that looks like food… I think I'll taste it.”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 125
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“OK, monkey, it's just you and me... I'll give you time to pray to your big, filthy monkey god before I food you.”

Darby Conley

LoserPalooza and daily strip for July 28, 2003
Bucky Katt

Darby Conley Quotes

“Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 96
Bucky Katt

Problem

“Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, and sorry that i could not trample both, being one trampler. long i stood and looked them down as feirce as I could to where they sat in the undergrowth…”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 114
Bucky Katt

“A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.”

Darby Conley

Strip from November 18, 2006
Bucky Katt

“Rob: "Bucky Katt! you just broke every [[w:light bulb|light bulb] in the house! What are you going to do now?"”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt, Dialogue

Light , Housing

“Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 61
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“This IS the line for the hydrant, right?”

Darby Conley

groovitude, page 235
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“Rob: "I got 20 bucks that say you can't finish that."”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 15
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

“Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 124
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$.”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 124
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

Housing

“There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today-those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it.”

Darby Conley

page V (preface), groovitude

World

“Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.”

Darby Conley

Sunday Strip circa 2003
Bucky Katt

“thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.”

Darby Conley

groovitude, page 217
Bucky Katt

Love , Beauty

“You can wordify anything, if you just verb it.”

Darby Conley

LoserPalooza
Bucky Katt

“Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!”

Darby Conley

Looserpalooza, page one
Bucky Katt

“He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 147
Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

People , Dogs , Kiss , Fight

“Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.”

Darby Conley

strip from 15 Aug 2007
Bucky Katt

“I call this one "Ode to a Pigeon", Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!”

Darby Conley

LozerPalooza
Bucky Katt

“Bucky: "Hello, Caller, Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?"”

Darby Conley

Groovitude, page 172
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

Problem , Help

“ahhhh… satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day…”

Darby Conley

groovitude, page 163
Bucky Katt

Boy , Summer

“Now you listen to me, you little party-favor, I'm sick of your rotten little attitude! I let YOU beat me up and call me names because I consider you a friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“LoserPalooza, page 2”

Darby Conley

Bucky Katt, Satchel Pooch

“Bucky: "The last time I cooked you complained."
Rob: "Setting a bologna sandwitch on fire is not 'cooking'."”

Darby Conley

Satchel: "It was pretty good, though."

Groovitude, page 166 and daily strip for September 1, 2000
Dialogue

Time , Cooking

“Friends... Romans... Countrymen... leave me alone.”

Darby Conley

Famous cat quotes

Bucky Katt's Big Book of Fun, page 114 and daily strip for December 11, 2001
Bucky Katt

“I think... therefore I am annoyed.”

Darby Conley

Daily strip for November 17, 2007
Bucky Katt

Thinking

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