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“The whole thing of what I’ve been trying,” you said, “is that you’re different, and you keep asking about the other girls, but what I mean is that I don’t think about them, because of the way you are.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“I liked, I admit, that we didn’t pretend there hadn’t been other girls. There was always a girl on you in the halls at school, like they came free with a backpack.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“I stand entwined in fire on the inextinguishable bonfire of inconceivable love.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Love was in the air so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner.”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

Source: Adverbs (2006), Immediately

“Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“She had the look in her eye when you kick and kick at the door and it doesn't open, when you write a boy letters and letters and he never loves you, not ‘til the day he dies. Not even then.”

Daniel Handler book The Basic Eight

Source: The Basic Eight

“… that's not why we broke up. I love it, I miss it, I hate to give it back to you, this complicated thing, it's why we stayed together”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Most people would say that she's beautiful.
-That's because she's been with most people.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“After a certain age, you couldn't even say where you were from. You went someplace, and lived there. And then you went someplace else.”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

Source: Adverbs

“… everyone was right about you- prove them wrong.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out of here. I’m ready, I’m finished, let’s not break up, no, no. Take me home, my boyfriend, my love.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Let’s go, let’s go together toward something extraordinary and I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“when I think about sex, you know, I want it to feel good. Not feel good, shut up, but right. Happy, not just banging away somewhere. You know, you should not just do it to do it. You should love the guy.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“I gasped and pointed the way. I gave you an adventure, Ed, right in front of you but you never saw it until I showed you, and that's why we broke up.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up

“Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junkmail. You can't be ready for such a thing any more than salt water taffy gets you ready for the ocean.”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

Source: Adverbs (2006), Collectively

“But there was more, as there always is when the love goes. She was haunted, naturally. Otherwise what is the point, why leave your rickety house, and why this yo-yo world giving us things and yanking them back?”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

Source: Adverbs

“Everybody has a theory.”

Daniel Handler book Adverbs

Source: Adverbs

“Every last souvenir of the love we had, the prizes & the debris of this relationship, like the glitter in the gutter when the parade has passed, all the everything & whatnot kicked to the curb.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

Source: Why We Broke Up