Craig Ferguson: Quotes about people

Craig Ferguson is Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist. Explore interesting quotes on people.
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“If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.”

Craig Ferguson

“I'm always a bit shy around evil people…”

Craig Ferguson

Source: American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.”

Craig Ferguson

“I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.”

Craig Ferguson

“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”

Craig Ferguson

“I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn’t poison the writing that I was discovering for myself.”

Craig Ferguson book American on Purpose

American on Purpose (2009)

“[to Rupert Grint] Look at the great city of LA stretched out in front of you, son: there's dangerous people living in that cardboard backdrop.”

Craig Ferguson

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[referring to a category of people he might have upset with a joke] I'm looking forward to your letters…”

Craig Ferguson

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“They could have gotten help for this infertility but they believed that interfering with the reproductive process, even if it was faulty, was anti-God. It was against His plan. It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.”

Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of “what if” when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.”

Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“As a vulgar lounge entertainer, my business relies on ridiculous stereotypes! If these people start using deodorant, I might as well just go home!”

Craig Ferguson

On French people
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)