Craig Ferguson: Likeness

Craig Ferguson is Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice artist. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
Craig Ferguson: 236 quotes0 likes

“If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.”

Craig Ferguson

“Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.”

Craig Ferguson

Source: American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

Craig Ferguson

“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”

Craig Ferguson

“Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.”

Craig Ferguson

Source: American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

“People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”

Craig Ferguson

“I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.”

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“Sounds like a party at Elton John's house.”

Craig Ferguson

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“Like many of her sex, Sophie was fiercely competitive with other women, working on the crackpot theory that if she could be better in some way, men would like her more, respect her. Make her happy. She never cottoned on that the men she was attracted to, the men who found her attractive, didn’t like women.”

Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“You know who doesn't like _____? Al-Qaeda!”

Craig Ferguson

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing [sic] me.”

Craig Ferguson

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.”

Craig Ferguson

On the creation of St. Valentine's Day. (14 February 2010)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Like most sharks, Margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea.”

Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“Fraser’s mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo-intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place.”

Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)