“Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you’ll make it.”
American on Purpose (2009)
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Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
During the final episode, the ending of the classic sitcom Newhart was spoofed here; Craig, in his role as Nigel Wick from The Drew Carey Show, wakes up next to Drew and discovers his entire stint as host of the Late Late Show was all a bad dream.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“[with a fist-shake] Take that, ____.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.”
25 Feb 2011
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
On French people
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
Couple Thinkers (2017)