“That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
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“Confession is a sacred rite enhanced by allegory, exaggeration, and lies.”
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“"Whaa, I'm Brad Pitt. I'll crush you." [audience laughs] "With my hand!"”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“[in reference to a two-word comment from a guest] …I used to dance under that name.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
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“I can't live by your rules, man!”
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“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”
On Smokey Bear
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Time is only linear for engineers and referees.”
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Welcome back, my filthy pigeons.”
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“Get well soon, Castro. [pause] Actually, no, don't; die, you bastard!”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?!”
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“Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.”
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“Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.”
On the creation of St. Valentine's Day. (14 February 2010)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Like most sharks, Margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea.”
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.”
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)