Craig Ferguson: Trending quotes (page 3)
Craig Ferguson trending quotes. Read the latest quotes in collection“Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.”
During a dinner discussion with Kristen Bell and Jean Reno. Filmed for a week of shows in Paris, France.
2011-08-05 broadcast
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“Another innocent victim of my pointless rage.”
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“I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction… And the only customer.”
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“It's okay, I'm European [referring to a preceding sexually ambiguous comment].”
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“[When beginning the cold open with another person] Please state your name for the camera.”
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“America is, for me, an aspiration, a philosophy, a way of being, a dream.”
American on Purpose (2009)
Source: [Greta, Van Susteren, http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2009/09/22/why-craig-ferguson-american-purpose.html, Why Craig Ferguson Is 'American on Purpose', On the Record, Fox News, 22 September 2009, 12 October 2017]
“Sounds like a party at Elton John's house.”
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“Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.”
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American on Purpose (2009)
“Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.”
American on Purpose (2009)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.”
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2009-07-24 broadcast
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