Craig Ferguson: Trending quotes
Craig Ferguson trending quotes. Read the latest quotes in collection“Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.”
During a dinner discussion with Kristen Bell and Jean Reno. Filmed for a week of shows in Paris, France.
2011-08-05 broadcast
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Another innocent victim of my pointless rage.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction… And the only customer.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“It's okay, I'm European [referring to a preceding sexually ambiguous comment].”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“[When beginning the cold open with another person] Please state your name for the camera.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“America is, for me, an aspiration, a philosophy, a way of being, a dream.”
Craig Ferguson book American on Purpose
American on Purpose (2009)
Source: [Greta, Van Susteren, http://www.foxnews.com/transcript/2009/09/22/why-craig-ferguson-american-purpose.html, Why Craig Ferguson Is 'American on Purpose', On the Record, Fox News, 22 September 2009, 12 October 2017]
“Sounds like a party at Elton John's house.”
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated
“Oh, this isn't a talk show; it's more just filling time, really, 'til the infomercials start.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.”
Craig Ferguson book American on Purpose
American on Purpose (2009)
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
Craig Ferguson book Between the Bridge and the River
Between the Bridge and the River (2006)
“I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
2009-07-24 broadcast
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)