Bill Allred: Likeness

“Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.”

“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

“I like boob-sweat. I have some right now.”

“Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?”

“I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky.”

“Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.”

“Nothing cleans my palette like a polka.”