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“Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon.”

Radio From Hell (March 16, 2007)

“Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!”

Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
Variant: Don't you know who I am?

“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”

Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)

“I used to eat Gina's curd.”

Radio From Hell (July 19, 2005)

“She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.”

Radio From Hell (April 20, 2007)

“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”

Radio From Hell (January 29, 2007)

“We used to make condoms out of snow tires.”

Radio From Hell (September 22, 2005)

“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”

Radio From Hell (March 24, 2006)

“Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.”

Radio From Hell (December 6, 2006)

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

Radio From Hell (March 19, 2007)

“I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin.”

Radio From Hell (January 31, 2007)

“Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.”

Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005)

“It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.”

Radio From Hell (September 8, 2006)

“Look at the size of that earlobe.”

Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005)

“I've got a woolly worm for ya!”

Radio From Hell (October 24, 2006)

“There is no way you could sit down more than you do.”

Radio From Hell (June 7, 2006)

“Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!”

X96 Big-Ass Show 2006

“I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.”

Radio From Hell (August 31, 2007)

“Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.”

Radio From Hell (September 12, 2006)

“I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.”

Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006)