Bill Allred: Trending quotes (page 3)

“Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo!”

“You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona”

“I used to eat Gina's curd.”

“She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now.”

“I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good!”

“We used to make condoms out of snow tires.”

“How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?”

“Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together.”

“Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!?”

“I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin.”

“Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.”

“It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.”

“Look at the size of that earlobe.”

“I've got a woolly worm for ya!”

“There is no way you could sit down more than you do.”

“Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!”

“I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.”

“Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike.”

“I'm gonna go home and spank the clown.”