Bill Allred: Trending quotes (page 2)

“Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.”

“I let the baby drink the butter.”

“Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.”

“I'm afraid of passing out in the pit.”

“They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.”

“He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee.”

“This baby will be born with a drinking problem.”

“Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good.”

“Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.”

“I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light.”

“I hope that holds the little bastards.”

“It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.”

“My gaydar has gone haywire.”

“I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.”

“You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets.”

“If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger.”

“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”

“It's folks what juggle fire.”

“Is that about farting zombies?”