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Ben Croshaw is English video game journalist. Explore interesting quotes on day.

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“…at the end of the day, nothing makes me feel more positive than something I can get really pissed off about.”

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“The only thing worse than being single on Valentine's day is being single on Valentine's day while living with a couple.”

14 February 2010
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“Don't you think it's weird how so many awards these days look like rough crystal formations freshly carved from the rock? Oh I guess you wouldn't know because YOU DON'T WIN AWARDS”

25 April 2009
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“I used to be one of the guys, you know. I used to be another faceless contributor in a wall of opinion. I miss those days.”

1 August 2008
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“Yahtzee was born in Warwickshire, England, on the day of the great storm of 1983. Twenty years later, when England had become too small to accommodate the five hundred kilometre-wide tumour growing out of the back of his neck, he moved to Brisbane, Australia, where a chance encounter with an enraged surfer caused the tumour to become detached. It has now gone on to star in a number of Japanese fetish videos, while Yahtzee occupies a treehouse on the edge of the city, struggling to learn how to live with corks around his hat. The enraged surfer tries to keep in touch, but Yahtzee never answers his phone.”

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“Ah, those were the days. David Bowie, Status Quo, The Beatles … no end of artists I could say I enjoyed in order to sound clever and pretentious.”

The Dark Side of Beatles Songs
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“I heard a story that Guinness once decided to stop advertising. Everybody knew what Guinness was. Everyone who liked and regularly drunk Guinness wouldn't find out anything new about Guinness from TV spots and they were guaranteed sales as long as St. Patrick's Day existed. But you know what happened? Their sales plummeted. Very, very quickly. So next time you complain about adverts on TV or in the cinema or even on my online videos, remember that it wouldn't be necessary if you weren't all such flighty cunts.”

4 August 2010
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“On the bright side, however, it means I get to stay at home and stare at a computer screen all day as opposed to go to work and stare at a computer screen all day.”

On being sick, 15 May 2003
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“Nowadays, everyone seems to be emotionally dead, like zombies in pinstripe suits. Trudging to work each day to make a living, queueing up at McDonalds for their daily fuel intake, coming home to vegetate in front of the TV for hours on end.”

22 October 2004
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“So I finally sold out and bought an Ipod the other day. I haven't sold out to the point that I'd spell it with a lower case I and a capital P like the makers insist upon, though.”

5 June 2007
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