Ben Croshaw: Trending quotes (page 5)

“Did we learn nothing from Terminator 3? Apart from the fact that Arnold Schwarzeneggar can act in the same way that octopi can figure skate.”

Ben Croshaw

27 March 2005
Fully Ramblomatic

Way , Learning

“Because as any nerd will tell you, our greatest weapon in the ongoing battle against those buff sporty types and the suave prettyboys are the Nerds With Girlfriends. Nothing infuriates them more.”

Ben Croshaw

Person Without Girlfriend
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

Personality

“Asking after my wellbeing is like asking after the wellbeing of someone in Sweden because a fire broke out in Portugal. Yes alright, Americans, go and look up where those countries are, I'll wait. (In reference to the fires in Victoria, Australia, 12 February 2009)”

Ben Croshaw

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Waiting , Country

“So if you're still playing the game or care in the slightest about having the plot spoiled, try not to accidentally trip, fall forward and highlight all of the following text.”

Ben Croshaw

3 June 2009
Fully Ramblomatic

Game

“On the bright side, however, it means I get to stay at home and stare at a computer screen all day as opposed to go to work and stare at a computer screen all day.”

Ben Croshaw

On being sick, 15 May 2003
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Home

“Maybe it was the quest that mattered most, not the outcome. (The Last Bit)”

Ben Croshaw

Fullyramblomatic Novels, Articulate Jim: A Search For Something

“I'm not misogynist. I resent that. I hate women, yes, but only because I hate everyone.”

Ben Croshaw

25 June 2010
Twitter

Women , Hate

“I don't post on forums or comments for the same reason I don't attempt to french kiss pneumatic drills.”

Ben Croshaw

24 January 2010
Twitter

Kiss

“[PDP100 Duck Popcorn Maker] Actually I don't really want this, I just wanted to show you it, as this is the most disgusting popcorn maker I have ever seen. Actually this might be good for my Victorian Sanitarium playset. He could be the weak-stomached young doctor who keeps throwing up when they bring in Downs Syndrome Pooh for more experimental brain surgery.”

Ben Croshaw

Yahtzee's Christmas Wishlist http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/wishlist.htm
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

“…so come along and watch me fearfully from fifty yards away like you usually do.”

Ben Croshaw

6 September 2009
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“I've made a lot of box art do a lot of horrible things over the years in the name of critique. SOPA could stop my dirty foreigner ways.”

Ben Croshaw

18 January 2012
Twitter

Art , Way , Box

“Nowadays, everyone seems to be emotionally dead, like zombies in pinstripe suits. Trudging to work each day to make a living, queueing up at McDonalds for their daily fuel intake, coming home to vegetate in front of the TV for hours on end.”

Ben Croshaw

22 October 2004
Fully Ramblomatic

Home , Dead

“Bush wouldn't be so bad if it was just him jumping up and down on the corpse of international diplomacy, but we've got Blair as well, kneeling behind him and rhythmically planting a kiss on each buttock with each of the American President's gleeful bounds.”

Ben Croshaw

17 July 2003
Fully Ramblomatic

Kiss

“A comment on Mogworld's Amazon page has already declared it to be terrible. Proof that future time travellers are among us?”

Ben Croshaw

12 July 2010
Twitter

Travel , Time , Future

“When she meets a powerful man she's more likely to try and blow him away than blow him off. Stop that erection right now, you sick, sick boy. Stop it! Concentrate, that's how!”

Ben Croshaw

Why it would kick arse to be Lara Croft http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/lara.htm
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

Boy

“Ha, ha, ha! Never let it be said Americans are unconcerned about foreign countries. You're so nice to us you very kindly elected a complete vegetable as your president, so we can all point and laugh!”

Ben Croshaw

My Tribute to the U.S.
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

Country

“[Downs Syndrome Winnie the Pooh] The minute I saw this in a catalogue I just fell about. It's so brave of Disney to introduce stuffed toys that represent serious illnesses in order to educate the little kiddies. Me, I just want this so I can make my very own 'Victorian Sanitarium' playset. Downs Syndrome Pooh will be kept perpetually in a bleak little cardboard cell, bullied by Doctor Action Man and Nurse Princess Leia, occasionally brought out to be brutally hosed down with cold water every week. I'm thinking of sending it to Hasbro.”

Ben Croshaw

Yahtzee's Christmas Wishlist http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/wishlist.htm
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

Education , Thinking , Water , Princess

“Did you see that recent flick, Hollow Man? Good effects but the dialogue was crap. Kevin Bacon is a hot shot scientist who, together with his hot shot scientist mates, turns himself invisible, but then finds that he can't turn himself back. So he goes insane and decides to kill all his mates, blow up the lab and ride off into the sunset on a very confused horse.”

Ben Croshaw

Why it would kick arse to be invisible http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/invis.htm
Fully Ramblomatic, Essays

Horse

“So I finally sold out and bought an Ipod the other day. I haven't sold out to the point that I'd spell it with a lower case I and a capital P like the makers insist upon, though.”

Ben Croshaw

5 June 2007
Fully Ramblomatic

“Games should be remembered, not remastered.”

Ben Croshaw

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/9053-Extra-Punctuation-Keeping-Old-Games-Intact.2
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